I think most folks who read this know how I feel about Canada, our neighbor to the north. Frankly, I think we should send Chris Hemsworth in to take the country, supported by only Patrick Swayze's ghost. But that dismissive attitude is tempered by two things: Poutine and Bloody Caesars.
So take this as a travel advisory. If you're thinking of visiting Montreal, this weekend might be a good time as tomorrow kicks off poutine week. And to answer a question posed in the article, no, snobs don't put foie gras on poutine, just geniuses with deep wallets.